Quotes about engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons
Civil Engineers build targets

For women:
If you are dating an engineer raise your hand. If not, raise your standards.

Short and Simple.."We Build the World" :)

A mechanic washes his hands before he goes to the toilet. An engineer washes his hands afterwards.

Reverse engineering: Re-creating the past because the future is not what it used to be.

This video explains it all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOtoujYOWw0

Here is my quote:

"Scientists dream about doing great things...engineers do them!"

A scientist studies what is, an engineer studies what never was... :-)

Nice entries until now.Keep it up. :)

There was a physicist an engineer and a mathematician inside a burning building.
The engineer sees the fire extinguisher and grabs it
The physicist calculates the fire spreading rate according to the burning material and then calculates the exact amount of water needed to extinguish the fire.
The mathematician sees the fire extinguisher, says that the problem has at least one solution and goes to bed.

Everybody dreams of new and better things.
Although the dreams are distant, many reside only at our fingertips.
Engineers can reach a little further...

Here is another entry:
"To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the
glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big
as it needs to be."

rocking entry...........
machines rule the world... we rule the machines..
No hardware.. No software...
Without Gears.. When Mech. rests world rusts..
if x axis is computers.. y is electronics.. z is electrical..
then mechanical is origin...
ROYAL MECHANICAL..
Proud to be MECHANICAL ENGINEER..